We love them so much, we do our own, this one being our fourth unofficial draw. Who will the home nations get? Will ancient rivalries be reignited? Will political tensions be strained? It's Europe, of course they will.
WARNING: This draw is for entertainment purposes only, don't book your holidays around it. The real draw is on Saturday 12 December at 5pm GMT.
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