In last week's football, Arsene once again refused to raid the Christmas savings account - even after Robin returned to haunt him. Brian and Mark were left scratching for excuses as to why neither of their teams won the game they played against each other. And all hell was let loose when Rami told David that he thought another Mark called Mikel a monkey.
Confused? You won't be after this week's episode of the Sound of Football Podcast.
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